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"Bitch I'm a Cow, Bitch I'm a Cow"
"Moooooooo,Moooooooo"
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A wicked response to those who accuse you of being cute.
Perfect Cell: Oh. you think you're being cute? Vegeta: Bitch, I'm Adorable!
So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."
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When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .
Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")
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The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.
Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Example 1
Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 2
Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 3
Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
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A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.
It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase
noob: DUDE WTF WHY CAN"T I KILL YOU!?
pro: Bitch I'm in a Tree!
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I would imagine this is the phrase of someone telling you they are infact asleep when you walk in an disrupt them.
1) Floyd walks in and says what tha fuck is up Cam
2) Cam say Bitch...I'm Sleep!
I would imagine thats how it goes down
Other uses would include
Bitch i'm sleepin...
or Bitch i am infact Sleep, as a noun not a verb...not sure how that would work.
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