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Bitejob

A bad, toothy blowjob.

Ralph: How did it go with the girl you took back from the bar last night?

Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.

Ralph: Man that's too bad.

by MSUDersh December 28, 2011

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Bitejob

A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.

Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".

by ZacTheCannibal November 30, 2017

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