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Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
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When a martial arts practitioner holding the rank of black belt uses rank, in a social setting, in order to reach a more favorable outcome or get rights to something over someone of a lower rank.
Calling shotgun on the front passenger seat only to be black belted into the back seat.
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One of the highest ranks one can achieve in a martial arts.
"Wow, you're a black belt? Better not fight you then."
A chronic condition involving extreme attraction to a black belt in any martial art. Documented cases have all been among females, but in theory males can also fall victim.
She seems to be making her way through the front row. She must have black belt syndrome!
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When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.
Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
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A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.
"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"
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