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An individual embracing trolling and ad hominem attacks on a messageboard, focused upon a single hapless poster. This is regardless of the topic of conversation and how correct the poster is. The natural converse to white knighting
Poster A: Hi im new!
Black Knight: GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
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Poster A: You guys are wrong, you really need to use the quadratic equation to find the roots.
Poster B: Yeah, i guess so.
Black Knight: GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
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Poster B: Hi im new!
Poster A: Me too!
Poster B: Hey what's up :)
Poster A: Not much, I'm gonna buy a TV!
Black Knight: BUY A FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS
Poster B: strong black knighting
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The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
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An anti-feminist. A White Knight´s natural enemy who on the contrary will defend any woman just because she is a woman regardless if she is right or wrong.
Black Knight: That bitch kicked the poor boy with no reason! I´m going to kick her now.
White Knight: No sir, I won´t let you...
Black Knight: Fuck you, I will kick you too!
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A character from the comedic film, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." In the movie, this comedy relief in what was already an obvious comedy spars with King Arthur of Britain and somehow ends up missing all his limbs, yet still alive (and proceeds to taunt King Arthur) This character is widely parodied and in fact, has merchandise that can be found in video stores worldwide commemorating his madness.
The Black Knight: Come back here, you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!
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True Justice for all embodiment of courage in all our time of need the only ones strong enough to fight off against the white knights even with there low number all Black knights stand strong in the face of the White knights overwhelming number in order to save the world and keep equality.
RUN ITS THE BLACK KNIGHTS -White Knight
I DINT PURPOSELY TELL THE WHITE KNIGHTS TO ATTACK MY EX BOYFRIEND- White Knight Queen ( Unjust Women)
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In contrast to a White Knight, a Black Knight is any one person who- rather than frantically defending women who are being badgered by men on the internet- is always attacking women who are badgering men.
MarcoMarcoXD: who likes the new mario game
MinerChick96: ur a fucking loser dude lol
MarcoMarcoXD: :(
xXBlackKnightXx: Listen here, fucker. Marco didn't do shit to deserve that kind of talk, stop weaseling your way into other people's business and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say and he certainly doesn't fucking need to hear it either, so crawl back to where you came from and stay there, cunt.
MinerChick96 has logged off.
MarcoMarcoXD: thx blackknight
Admin has kicked user xXBlackKnightXx for reason: "stop your black knight bullshit, kid."
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While images abound of evil black knights rampaging the countryside, these tales are far from the truth. A black knight is a knight not sponsored or employed by a local lord for the defense of his lands. Therefore, the black knight does not have at his disposal the resources needed to keep his armor polished and in good repair. To save face, these knights painted their armor black, to hide any wear and tear that the armor may have endured.
The black knight knelt before the Duke, hoping to end his long bout of unemployment.
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