Black snotter

A person who has recently moved to London, England, and who finds that their snot, previously a green colour, is now black, due to the excessive pollution in the aforementioned city.

I got off with this really fit girl last night, but it turns out she was a black snotter, so her idea of a classy second date was Chiquito's in Leicester Square FFS. I'm sticking to Peckham pussy from now on.

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