black uniform syndrome

the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.

Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.

Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome

(gets dressed in his black uniform)

Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!

Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!

Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome

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