Black Wank

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

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Black Ops Wank

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

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