Black-Deer

A black person that jumps out in front of your car while driving.

I was driving through boulder Colorado when all of the sudden a black-deer jumped in front of my car.

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Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce

Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.

"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."

"How do you know that Jim Bob?"

"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."

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