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To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.
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When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.
"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
(shoots load=blessturbate)