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When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.
Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.
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when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!
last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that