bloatee

When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"

"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."

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bloatee

blow-tee
When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair.
--Achewood

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee

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bloatee

When dude of gravity (a heavyset man) tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping his facial hair.

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee.
Oh do not tell me you wear the bloatee.

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