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Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

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Blonde on Blonde

A Bob Dylan Album, Released in 1966.
Often Regarded as one of the Finest Popular Music Records ever Recorded

Hey did you listen to Bob Dylan's Blonde On Blonde album yet?

by George1989 April 8, 2006

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blonde on blonde

1. Name of a Bob Dylan album.

2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE

woo. blonde on blonde *sways*

by megaphonium March 20, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blonded

Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.

by Odideus January 15, 2021

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blonde

A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.

Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.

by Nonegiven33 November 15, 2006

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Blonded

Reference to frank oceanโ€™s beautiful album โ€œblondeโ€ as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde๐ŸŒ™

โ€œdamn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doeโ€œ~earl
โ€œdamn they blonded as fuckโ€~Tyler

by Prettyboyzay๐ŸŒ™ March 25, 2020

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blonde

A hair color that's a light gold color, and is usually associated with ditziness and stupidity. Usually they're just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole "dumb blonde" thing is cute or something. They're not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. Hair color is entirely superficial, and it's extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. Certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. Let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.

As a brunette, I haven't noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. Some of them are even at the top of our class.

by Becca January 8, 2005

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