blood candy

1. n. a Valentine's day gift destined for one individual, but given to another, causing tension between the two parties.

Guy 1: Hey, wasn't that box of chocolates for Heather?
Guy 2: Yeah, but she be actin' a bitch, so Imma give it to her friend, Becca.
Guy 1: No way, man. You pull that shit, and you got blood candy. They'll be all over your ass.
Guy 2: True dat, dawg. FBGM.
Guy 1: Yessir.

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