Bloodcock

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

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Bloodcock

The blood-covered penis after sexual intercourse. Can occur in either taking a woman's virginity, abnormally violent sex, or vaginal intercourse during the menstrual period.

Chris, if you play your cards right, maybe you'll be next to wear the bloodcock.

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