Bloomin Blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.

Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"

Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"

Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"

Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"

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