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blow monkey

Person who is very fond of powder cocaine

Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.

by Jason February 6, 2005

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blow monkey

when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.

Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.

by SirRat April 10, 2009

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blow monkey

A dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. In order to avoid detection customers say can I have a taxi

"Can I have a taxi"
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20

by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

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blow monkey chunks

A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.

Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.

The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.

by Commander Salamander April 19, 2006

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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019