Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

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A new hair style.

Salon worker: “what do you want today?”
Kayla: “a blow job”
Salon worker: “I got you fam”

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A sex act in which one partner exhales vigorously onto the other partner's penis.

My balls were pumped full of air after Kelly gave me a blow job.

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When you blow something

M: Hey E, can you give my backyard a blow job?
E: Sure thing!

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When you shove your dick in someone's mouth

Man:want a blow job
Women:yes

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When a female is feeling horny she will stick a penis in her mouth and blow.

Dude1: Janis was so horny last night she gave me a blow job.
Dude2:lucky

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To suck a mans dick.

Aubrie and her brother john were in the bathtub bathing, and beneath the bubbles aubrie saw his penis. This was in the days before sex ed, so she didn't know what it was. It seemed like something fun to put in her mouth, so she did. It tasted like the bath water, which she loved. She licked it from top to bottom. She then put the head in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. He moaned in pleasure. She shoved it deeper in her mouth, then pulled back to the head. Deep, head. Deep, head. She swirled her tongue around it some more. Then she found his balls, which seemed amazing!! She played with those for a few minutes by holding them in her mouth and sucking. She looked up to see if he liked it, and he sure as Hell did. He got up on the edge of the bathtub and she plunged the whole ten and a half inches down her throat. She moved her head back and forth and then some gooey white liquid came out of it. She swallowed it and continued. What fun!! This continued until their parents scrambled in there naked having sex, at which point they just joined their children. The end. The mother eventually started giving the son a blow job and the father ducked the daughter. This is one hell of a messed up family.

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