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When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.
Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!
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this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
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Really cold boobs... almosr like getting frost bite!
Alexandrea: Oh my!
Annabelle: What?
Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!
Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!
Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!
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The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.
Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?
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Boobie blues occur after a woman gets a breast reduction surgery, as having boobs of a size that she doesn’t like could be there for quite an amount of time, having a dramatic surgery that changes everything. After the surgery you miss your old boob. But it’s normal since most women get boobie blues after a breast reduction surgery.
Woman 1 : I really miss my old boob..
Woman 2 : I think you’re getting the boobie blues!
A secret code name, made for skinny dipping with a small group of people.
Hey guys, Janelle said she would be up for searching for the Blue Footed Booby tonight.
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