blue coat academy

A secondary shool in Walsall filled with semi-smart people who think they're too prestige for their own sixth form, and hit up Sandwell College with their 4s & 5s in GCSEs.

The asians got dead tunes in p.e and the whites rely on the blacks for any semblance of class humour. Oh, and our school slogan sounds like it came out of a class contest from Blue Coat Junior School.

But on the bright side, there's no serious racism, the school's right next to town, and it's better education than Joseph Leckie but more dead than most schools.

"oh are you coming sixth form?"
"no way jose, blue coat academy sucks I'd rather go Walsall College or something."

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