Blue Ridge High School

Blue Ridge High School or sometimes known as: "Blue Ridge got you high school" is a great school if you would like to fail at life. There are more whores and drug users at said school than a Steven Tyler men's underwear party. To get a piece of ass there you simply tell the girl of your choice that you like her eyes and she will complete the procedure by removing her pants and jacket and touching her toes. For the people that want to hang around people that make "mountains out of molehills" this is a standard of all northeastern Pennsylvanians, and you will soon adapt to their culture, and learn the "Johnny Appleseed" method. This school is primarily based on discipline and feeding off of your pain and agony. In order to stay out of trouble you have to wear elegant clothing, speak only when spoken to, never give your opinion, don't have any fun at all, do each and every little task they give or they WILL destroy you. You will get written up for very arbitrarily obscene reasons such as: voicing your opinion, not being a visually attractive woman, wearing clothing that shows your ankles, neck, and wrists, and wearing anything thicker than a hoodie. If you want fake people with fake stuff this is the place for you. If you want a single chance at making it, not breaking it in life, beg your parents to either move away if you live there or stay away if they plan to move there. Stay smarter than most, America! Stay Away Today!

Random Person: Dude where'd you get this crazy weed?
Blue Ridge Student:"What are you talking about? It's oregano from blue ridge high school man!"
FAKE!

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