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bluebearding

Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...

Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.

by dietdrpete December 28, 2013

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bluebeard

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the entire jaw, chin, and upper neck area is covered with fecal matter as well as the standard upper lip.

After giving her the chili dog I smeared her with a bluebeard.

by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005

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bluebeard

a rambunctious bearded masculine-acting homosexual male.

The bluebeard looked quite distinguished in his count attire.

by Tim St. James February 26, 2008

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Bluebeard the Butt Pirate

a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...

Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

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Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife

a bop from the one and only le sserafim

Person 1: Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife is such a banger dude
Person 2: I know right

by stanlesserafim July 6, 2023


Bluebeard's Castle

Named after the folk story in which a wealthy and very secretive man brings his newly eloped wife into his castle -- she keeps opening doors to areas he begs her not to explore as she finds out all his dark and wondrous secrets, which keeps her curious about him until finally she is in too deep and can no longer escape him.

Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.

Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.

(as they pull up to his place in a car)
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.

by hello kitty lunchbox June 9, 2024