Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.

Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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