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What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.
The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.
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Men who like too have sex with constipated people pushing the poo further up into them.
That guy over there, he's a blumber.
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A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!
She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro
the act of spontaneously talking about multiple topics at once
Johnny: I still have so much left to tell!
Ronald: I appear to be free, yes, so do carry on your blumbering.