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The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
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Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.
Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.
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When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."
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A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.
Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.
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