blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

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enid blyton

British author of children's stories, one of the all time biggest selling authors in the world who still sells well to this day.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.

Student 1 "I hear we have to read The Famous Five in English this year"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"

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Blytons

Cockney rhyming slang for ecstasy pills. Can be used as either Enid Blytons, Enids, or Blytons.

Anyone got any Blytons? Fucking swwwweet mate.!