boats full

Boats Full is when you have that annoying clingy girl or unwanted acquaintance that has friends of friends trying to get on your boat.

Tiffany- Jason, nice boat!! Is that a Donzi? Can Sarah and I get on with you?

Jason - Sorry Tiff, boats Full.
Tiffany - But it’s only you on the boat!
Jason- like I said Tiff, boats Full. You can see me at the sandbar.

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full boat

In poker, slang synonym for the hand officially called a full house: three cards of one rank, plus two cards of another rank. Three aces and two sevens is denoted as "aces full of sevens." Since many people in a poker game are uninvolved at any particular time, it gives poker players far too much time to make up new slang phrases about the game.

I had a 10 and a 7 in my hand, and the flop showed 7-7-10, so I had made my full boat.

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full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

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full boat

A definition for a full house. Stick came up with this and we laughed at him for it, but then later learned he was right....

Look he almost has a full boat!

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Full Boat

You being everything, and anyone with you.

A human tried to break into my house, I Went Full Boat. I need a new wall, and that human does need to be sprayed off my property.