body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."