Bodyslam

When you throw your own (or someone else's) body on someone or something to cause major harm. Often useful in wrestling, roughly joking with someone or, if you have a large body, to incapacitate someone who's not expecting you.

He was lying in his bed when I ran in and did an unexpected bodyslam on him, it was awesome!

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facepalm bodyslam

When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)

SHAYTARD: "FACEPALM BODYSLAM!"

Bodyslam Drunk

Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".

Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!

Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.

Woman: He needs more milk!