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Boeing 737 MAX

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.

The Boeing 737 MAX is a good airplane, but it was definitely rushed to the market due to Boeing being greedy. Sadly it took over 300 deaths to have a safe plane :-(

by The_Anonymouse June 14, 2020

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Boeing 737 MAX

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

by FegelFatso March 15, 2019

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Boeing 737 Max

The epitome of terrible
A word to describe something so bad that there is not any other word in the English language to describe it

Did you hear that my sister died on one of those new Boeing planes? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.
Did you hear that my sister cheated on me with my mother? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.

by Mullzipop April 13, 2024


Boeing 737

A wide body airplane made by Boeing at its Renton factory in Washington, it’s fuselage is based the 707 and the 727 Trijet (which imo the 737 looked really nice better than the A320). Its first flight was in April 1967. Due to two major crashes with the MAX8 in 2018 and 2019. Because of this assholes diss this aircraft and other Boeing airplanes like the 787 and the triple 7.

As an avgeek, I love the the Boeing 737 but people should understand that everything brokes, fails & malfunctions, this is also applied to non airplane stuff like TOYOTA products as well

by Maxthecat142 August 17, 2024