bog crotch

slimy and sweaty feeling you get when you are either walking around in the sun, sleeping in the afternoon during summer, or refuse to shower. This disgusting occurance that resembles a bog occurs in the crotch region, hence: bog crotch.

"man, i fell asleep in my car yesterday." -josh

"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate

"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh

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