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A Bogel is a problem, issue, or dilemma. Not to be confused with Vogel's bread

Hey Buck, you look diseased. What's your bogel?

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A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.

05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!

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Tickling My Bogels

for when something is not good or against you specifically, usually benefiting someone in a higher position than you.

c'mon, you're really tickling my bogels man.

please sir just a little bit of porridge, no? Please sir your really tickling my bogels!

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It is a special type of lying whereby someone asks a question and the person provides a response that is a lie to make they seem inferior or in a less fortunate position. Essentially, lying to make yourself look worse so people underestimate you and judge you as someone unfortunate.

I asked her where she was going to vacation and she told me South Padre Island. Then a month later I find out she went to Positano. She totally bogeled me.

I asked her what she had for lunch and she told me she hardly had anything to eat but then I found out she had oscetra caviar with champagne. Total bogel.