boil the dog

To press your crotch tightly to a friends butt while they are farting in an attempt to warm your genitals.

My friend was cold in bed with me so I decided to boil the dog.

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boil a dead dog

to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"

origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.

"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."

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boil some hot dogs

4 or more guys in a hot tub together that is over a 100 degrees.

Who wants to boil some hot dogs?
Last night me and the boys were just boiling some hot dogs.

boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way

Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.