Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

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ET Bone Home

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.

Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."

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