boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

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pwn, bone, and own

1. to poan, bone, and own someone. could also be spelled in a variety of ways:

pwn, bwn, own

poan, bone, own

2. to literally poan, bone, then own someone in that order.

1. i'm gonna pwn, bone, and own that fool in (insert activity here).

2. i just pwned that bitch. then boned that bitch. then owned that bitch with a donkey punch.

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bone it like you own it

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

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bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.