Boner Football

When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.

ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did

Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.

Player 2: I love Boners in my butt

Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football

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football boner

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.

Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.

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Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.