When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner
George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.
When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.
George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.
2π 3π
A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.
Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!
40π 6π
The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
9π 1π
The temporary, lingering erection following an orgasm. Ghost boners typically only last for a short period of time.
Wife: "Are you ready to have sex again?"
Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."
ghost boner erection dong sex orgasm
11π 3π
Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"
"Nahβ¦just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
5π 2π
When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"