Boner Patrol

When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.

"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."

"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"

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boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

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Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

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boner patrol

a group of males having sex with one female make up the boner patrol
The males involved in "running a train" on a female

G: Karla's in the other room waiting on us
D: Are we bringin the whole boner patrol on her ass?
G: Yeah, Mike, Rick, and Dylan are on their way.

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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"