boner poke

When a guy gets a boner then pokes a random person (hopefully a chick) with it

"Hey did you hear about Allen?"
"No, why?"
"He's going to boner poke Elizabeth!"

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dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

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