Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.
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Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.
Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.
Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"
Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!
(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)
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When a bunch of guys are hanging out and having way too much fun.
"Hey Tyler what's up?"
"Oh not much me and the guys are just sitting in my room talking."
"You're just in a dark room talking? You're not watching T.v, or anything?"
"No just chatting..."
"Sounds like a boner rage..."
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When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.
When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.
When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it
Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher
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An erection that is way out of fucking control.
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
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A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!
I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!
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