Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.

What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.