Bong tits

1. (v)When a girl with large breasts holds a bong between them and lets someone partake in the bong.

2. (n)Tits large enough to hold a bong between them successfully.

1. "Dude, who wants to do some bong tits tonight? Jen, can you help us?"

2."Man, she has some serious bong tits!"

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Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.

Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.

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BONG APP THE TITS

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"

Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !