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A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
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A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"
"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
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A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.
"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"
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The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.
"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"
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n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
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A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.
She really earned her bonus waffle last night.
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A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.
"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."
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