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Boobs are what is on a women's chest and is something I'll never be able to touch
Boobs
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Things 13 year-olds look up on urban dictionary
While messing with their Ding-dong
Get a life instead of looking up boobs on a FRICKING DICTIONARY
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Used my boobs for chips because my I needed my hands for my phone
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Proof that there is a god.
Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
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A mind control device for women to use against men.
Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
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Boobs are a woman's breasts.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.
Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.
Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
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