boob it

When entering a musical venue that doesn't allow cameras, you stuff the camera into your bra. If you go through a metal detector you say its the wire in your bra. Also its too personal for anyone to search there.

For men there is also crotch it.

Person 1: Damn, no cameras, what should I do?
Person 2: I'll just boob it, no worries.

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Boobs

Boobs are what is on a women's chest and is something I'll never be able to touch

Boobs

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Boobs

Things 13 year-olds look up on urban dictionary

While messing with their Ding-dong

Get a life instead of looking up boobs on a FRICKING DICTIONARY

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Boobs

Snackholders

Used my boobs for chips because my I needed my hands for my phone

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Boobs

Proof that there is a god.

Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

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surprisingly there for women's pleasure too

I love touching my boobs

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boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.

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