booger finger

When one tries to do actions on touchscreen immediately after picking their nose. The booger remnants on the finger cause the finger to stick to the surface of the touchscreen.

I was about to get a top score on my tablet when I picked my nose and forgot to properly clean off my finger...booger finger.

booger finger

a person at a club or bar who is asked by a bouncer or management to leave and refuses (much like a booger stuck to a finger won't get off).

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"No!"

"Man, what a booger finger..."

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finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.

I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.

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three-fingered booger

a legal case that a lawyer cannot bring to an end or otherwise get rid of despite great effort and expense. Such a case usually loses the attorney money, harms his/her reputation, and has little social value.

First my opposing counsel would not be reasonable, then my client would not be reasonable and now, after we have finally reached an agreement, the judge refuses to accept or reject our proposal. This case is a three-fingered booger!

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