boogieman bonk

When a guy hides under the bed to wait for his girlfriend to come home and soon as she lays down on her stomach he pops out under the bed and he bonks it in her butthole, making her think it's a boogie man who bonked her booty hole.

"I'm gonna surprise my girlfriend tonight for our anniversary."
"How?"
"I'm gonna boogieman bonk the shit out of her"

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