Book Please

A phrase used to describe how excruciatingly average something is. Related to "Cool story bro."

It can be used to piss someone off if they're telling a story.

Parker: OMG! I just hit a ladder shot, 360, YY, cross-map, no scope on highrise!!!!1!!11!1!11!!!11!11!!1!111

Brennan: Book please.

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