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When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up
"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almost died..."
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One of the deadliest snakes in Africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of CNY. Known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play
Fratbro A: Yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
Fratbro B: Yea were playing boomslang though were fucked
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This is what you say when you walk into a room and a man or woman is masturbating
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The explosion after the completion of a successful fist bump
Step 1) Find a Friend.
Step 2) Commence the fist bump.
Step 3) After completion of said fist bump, open ones hand.
Step 4) "BOOMSLANG!"
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The penultimate of all slang lingo. None compare. All of the cool kids in your neighborhood are saying. Until the end of time will this word be used. It`s so dope Shakespeare used it. It can be used as a noun, adjective or a verb. Usually used in association with anything awesome or insane. But also applicable when someone gets owned.
"Bro, that chipati we had last night was totally boomslang!"
"Oh boomslang! Was that a camel spider??"
"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forward on this continent a new nation: conceived in boomslang, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."
- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
When gangstas go cruising in their car blaring loud rap music.
I could hear the boomslang from three blocks away.
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