booty crickets

a condition in which a booty echos during sex

them booty crickets were chirpin last night when i fucked that monks corner skeez in the ass

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bootie crickets

Bootie Crickets is a condition of acknowledged sexuality whereby the male or female of a species, upon random sampling of pheromone transmission, is so detectable to the opposite sex that it must be acknowledged and commented upon.

Man, her Bootie Crickets are barkin' tonight!

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Cricket Booty

When a rather large man gets on top in missionary and his ass is so big that his cheeks clap after every thrust, making a chirp like a cricket.

Lindsey: "Hey girl, how was sleeping with anon last night. You said you never been with a big dude before."

Sharon: " It was great.... Until I heard his ass clapping louder than mine. It almost had a chirp to it, like a cricket booty "

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