Booze bark

(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.

Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.

A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.

Aaron: "Iloveyoujess."
Jess: "Ew Aaron, stop booze barking."